It's a mean streak

My hot water heater is leaking and needs to be replaced. The pot filler that's over my range also has a leak and needs replacing.  My concrete counter was smacked by a heavy pot and has a big chip out of the edge which needs to be repaired. My kids' upstairs shower was leaking through our recessed lights in the kitchen and needs to be ripped out and re-tiled. The pipes in the well house froze during the big storm which leaves us with bad water and yet another repair job. With the exception of my counters, my troubles are all water related. Do I hear the theme song to Jaws in the background? 
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