Thursday, February 9, 2012

My Top 10 Tips to avoid cleaning out your closet


10. Make yourself some scrambled eggs with a little feta sprinkled on top. Eat leisurely.
9. Clean out old files. Throw away annual car insurance documents dating back to 2003, excluding the current one, of course.
8. Wander around the house making mental notes on what you need to make the house look better. Marvel at how messy your daughter's room is.
7. Check airfare to Mexico just in case there's a good deal lurking. Feel disappointed.
6. Eat a peanut butter sandwich with homemade raspberry jam spread on Dave's Killer Bread. ( http://www.daveskillerbread.com/ ). Eat slowly.
5. Pour yourself a diet Dr. Pepper and gaze out your window at your perfect dog lounging happily on the grass taking in the sites. Smile and feel happy.


4. Poof up the pillows on the family room furniture and fold the afghan neatly on the back of the sofa. Admire the order.
3. Go to online banking, check balance and see what payments have gone through recently. Feel a little depressed.
2. Turn on music and make chocolate chip cookie dough for your son. Nibble a little bit here and there. Feel much better.
And the #1 thing to do to avoid cleaning out your closet is.....
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